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Come ride with us on a Double-Decker bus, London’s calling
Tea with the Queen at Buckingham Green, London’s calling
London’s calling, London’s calling, London’s calling for you
And it’s jolly good now
London’s calling, London’s calling, London’s calling for you
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Black Hamster (black hamster) [x8]
Black Hamster, misunderstood now
Black Hamster, fighting for the good now
Soaring through the night in his rocket powered Dirga bowl
With his side-kick, the Neon Gerbil
Yeah, Black Hamster, the world’s fuzziest hero
Fighting crime with his trusty side-kick, the Neon Gerbil
Evildoers: you will cower [...]
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Meow [x4] Smiley Cat [x3]
Meow [x12] Smiley Cat
Meow [x4] Smiley Cat [x2]
Meow [x11] What’s he smiling about?
Meow [x7]
Meow [x4] Smiley Cat [x3]
Meow [x12]
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We’re gonna kick your ass today, we’re gonna kick your ass
We’re gonna make you wish that you’d never stepped on that grass
We’re gonna win, just wait and see, you’re gonna cry like a big baby
We’re gonna kick your ass today, we’re gonna kick your ass
Your [...]
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Your iPhone is broken [x2]
You coast around and dropped it
Now your iPhone is broken
You went to the Apple store
You said my iPhone is broken
They asked you if you dropped it
You told them yes, that you dropped it
They said that your warranty was voided
But they’d be [...]
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With his sack full of toys and a smile full of joy
All the girls and boys scream, “Hooray for Santa Claus!”
Through the dark of the night we won’t be afraid
Knowing that Santa’s on his way
All the world round, over every city and town
Your chimney he’s [...]
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They don’t know what they’re missin’, dippin’
Waffles and pancakes and french toast, dippin’
They don’t understand, everyone’s dippin’
Dippin’
It’s outrageous
Dippin’
Everyone’s dippin’
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1-2-3, One Donut A Day, and everything will be ah-ah-ah-Ahhhhhh
- “Hey guys, how’s that album coming along?”
- “Oh, not very good, Parry, we’ve got first song jitters. We’re not
doing good at all.”
- “It’s very scary, Parry!”
- “Oh, well I can help you out. Here, uh, [...]
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It’s a really good deal
That you cannot deny
The ultimate steal
And a heck of a buy
It won’t cost a lot of money and it won’t take much time
For just a few dollars you can have something fine
If you wait until tomorrow it may be gone
Then you [...]
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When your car is too loud and you need some relief
You’re waking up the neighbors and they’re giving ya grief
When you drive down the streets people run and hide
You can’t get another “fix-it” ticket tonight
You gotta go to the muffler shop
Gotta go to the muffler [...]
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